>It Happens

>I’ve been ordering and receiving toys for years now. I have dildos, vibrators – some luxury vibrators, some not – as well as clamps, clit vibes, anal toys and smattering those that fall in between. I figured it out yesterday. I have over $2000 worth of toys and products. Eventually, it was bound to happen, and yesterday it did.

Did somebody discover my collection? Did one of them break down and need tossing? Have I run out of storage space? No. Well, storage space yes but that was a long time ago. What happened you asked?

Well I’ll tell you. You all know how I’m in love with the G4 Fun Factory line yes? Well, when I seen they had a rabbit it was a matter of immediate lust. I have been lusting for months. Scrimping and saving. Finally! FINALLY I had enough to order. It showed up on Thursday. I pulled it out of the box, stroked it. Admired how beautiful it is, how smooth and flawless. I plugged it in and waited patiently while it charged and then it came. It was time to use it. I turn it on and place it inside my sex furniture pillow specifically made for being ridden. I straddle it, sink down and start moving.

That ladies and gentlemen is how I stayed for almost an hour.

I have NEVER in my life taken that long to orgasm. So, I thought it was me. Maybe this position just doesn’t work with this toy. Being nothing but thorough I decide I need a new position. I have to complete the testing process… it was purely for the science of it *smirks* Now, there I am, on my back. Still. Nothing. Finally I give. I use the toy like a regular vibrator and use my fingers on my clit… and orgasm.

The problem lays herein people:

Paul is wonderful. Paulina? She needs some fucking work. The vibrations don’t travel up her, she’s too shot and not sturdy enough. This toy in general is a complete waste for me.

With that said I have several others that work perfectly. So, what have we learned today?  We have learned that not all toys work for everyone and that we should never, ever give up the search for the one that works. It’s for science after all. Now, go forth and find your orgasm!

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>An Ode To Tequila

>Thursday was good. Very good. I spent the night with my brother and his girlfriend watching cartoons and eating pizza. It was relaxing and hilarious because my brother is 6’2”, almost 200 pounds and his girlfriend who is half his size can take him down in seconds. I got pictures for blackmail later on. After that I logged on to FL and started talking to a friend I hadn’t talked to in months. Things evolved. By the end of the night I’d had 7 orgasms and my hearing and mobility had taken a hike.

I haven’t had that many orgasms in MONTHS, let alone orgasms that were just there and didn’t require me to focus as hard as I could on one thing so I didn’t think of another. He helped that.. a lot. I thoroughly enjoyed it. After that I ran a bath and put in one of my Lush bath bombs  and sat for over an hour then passed out in bed almost instantly.

Friday, I woke up and… I was happy. I’ve been happy before that but it was a different happy. A content, calm, satisfied happy that lasted all day. I floated through the day not worrying about shit or being irritated by anything that happened. That night I curled up in a chair on the deck in front of the fire and had a few drinks with my mother.

I enjoyed my time with him enough it made the next day better, easier even. It reminded me that I am wanted, and that I can enjoy things with other people. I’m still in a pretty good mood actually.

Today I plan on grocery shopping because pretty much all we have in the house right now is corn. Then I’m going to phone Lady Di and see if she worked out plans to go into the nearby city with me for a day of shopping and drinks. I was just in the city the other day but it was a terrible shopping fail. Spent two hours in a car to go to the mall and spend $20. Granted it was at Lush but still. I’d wanted to find a few more things, as well as something for my niece. I’m hoping to find her a pretty little necklace or a ring. I’m not sure yet. My aunt got me a ring when I was a baby. When she was gone for years I knew she loved me and thought about me, it was important to me. My first real piece of jewelery and keepsake. My niece completely deserves that.