K3 Baby!

I love PinkCherry.ca … I Really do. Their site is so clean and crisp and organized. It makes it really easy to find new toys. That’s how I found the K3.

To me this is the perfectly affordable luxury vibe. The silicone is soft and silky smooth to the touch. The rabbit ears are flexible and radiate the vibrations really well. So even though the ears were a little too curved to reach my clit I still got more vibration and stimulation out of it than I have with other toys.

The only thing I do not like about this toy is that the instertable shaft is just a little too thin and needed a bit more girth for me. The power levels were easy to flip through, having 5 functions and 5 speeds gives you a lot of options. The rabbit takes 2 AAA batteries that slide easily into the compartment (I may or may not have had issues getting the end cap back on. That’s more my ridiculousness than it is a toy defect. Trust me.)

I got this vibe in a deep dark purple that just feels luxurious and classy. It’s not the typical pinky purple that most toys seem to sport and I love that.

 

Thank you pinkcherry.ca, this toy is definitely a keeper!

The Tale Of The Sleepy Crazy Person

So, I’ve been on these pills about two weeks. It says a side effect is insomnia. I’ve had a little of that, but mostly I’m just exhausted and ready to sleep by about 8 at night. Last night I ended up in bed around 930. I woke up this morning about 10. Yeah. Haven’t seen much insomnia.

I am desperately trying to function today. I have things to do. A lot of cleaning. A LOT. My bedroom for one. The dog likes to pull all my laundry out of the basket and sleep on it. It’s everywhere. That doesn’t sound like much right? Well, I also have to do the basement. The unfinished basement that has become a dumping ground for the entire house. Soo much shit down there. Everywhere. Renting a BFI bin soon and most of it can go but until then I have to clean and sort it so it isn’t such a big job when the bin gets here. It’ll take a couple days. Then I’m going to paint the bigger bedroom down there and claim that for myself. I have outgrown the one I’m in .. years ago. Biggest bonus? Down there means my own bathroom. My own living room. My own SPACE. A lot of win right there.

Just have to find the motivation to get to it at all. *sighs*

It’s Just A Ladder

First, go read this: Lexi Love

Seriously.

I’ll wait.

Done? Great.

So I finally did it. I’ve been on meds for about a week now. I actually feel a little better. Reading what Lexi had written was actually what pushed me over and made me call my doctor. It just.. made sense. Made it okay, and less scary. I haven’t been on them long but I do feel them working. I’m actually writing reviews because I’m starting to get my sex drive back. My first reaction to anything new isn’t absolute panic anymore, and when it is it isn’t as bad as it has been. If I’ve only been on them a week and it takes a couple weeks to feel them really start working… just how bad had I let this get if I’m already feeling better? That’s what’s really scary now. How far I fell. I’m posting on facebook again which I haven’t in months really. I’m also posting here without feeling anxiety or dread.. or like I need to hide. I have bad days. Always will but it’s better. I’m better. In a week I bump up to 300mg from 150mg (and no, I’m not on prozac. I also wont tell you what I am. Personal choice and there are just too many. I don’t want anybody going out and getting what I have because it works for me, doesn’t mean it will work for you. All individual reactions.) so that’ll probably help even more.

I have had some side affects. I get really nauseous sometimes, especially if I take my pill then don’t eat. Right away. Within like 5 minutes and even then my stomach is a bit floopy all day. I also get dizzy sometimes and I’ve had tension headaches at the base of my neck. A really fun one is my taste buds have changed a bit. I made chilli the other night and apparently it was really hot. I could taste a little heat but most of what I got was the sweetness from the honey I had added to balance the tomato base. So, from now on I have designated taste testers I guess. It’s worth it though. It’s so worth it.

Heffalump Love

Oh Pinkcherry.ca, you have the best things. I was sent an elephantvibrator. Yes. An elephant vibrator.

 

Granted that is not the best picture but it is very hard to get a clear picture of a see through material. This toy is made of plastic and TPE, however it can be easily cleaned as it’s not intended for full insertion. The vibrations on this toy are really great. I was expecting to have¬† a cute little book shelf ornament. I expected buzzy, irritating vibrations from this toy. I didn’t get them. For such a small compact toy the vibration is surprisingly deep and pleasant. As an added bonus all you need are two AAA batteries to run it. While it says it’s waterproof I haven’t tried submerging. I have trust issues in that department and don’t submerge anything other than dildos.

What I really like about this toy is that it’s portable. It’s small enough to fit into a small bag or even large pocket if you’re particularly brazen about it. It’s great for taking on dates or a movie theatre (not that I would promote that sort of thing. *cough*). While it is travel size it is not the quietest toy so it may be best saved for private places.

The remote of this toy is very simple to use. It consists of an on/off button, and a button with the number “10″ on it to indicate the number of power levels and how to access them. Which makes this clit toy a particularly user friend one especially for somebody that is new to sex toys.

All in all I really love this little elephant. Cute and functional, win! Thanks Pinkcherry.com!

Size Queen

Guys, I have spent months on this review. Months. Normally when I do that it’s because the toy is really complicated. Lots of buttons. 75 power levels. 3 separate uses. Really high tech, high end stuff.

See, the thing is that this toy that took so long? It’s a dildo. Granted it’s a beautifully made dildo by Tantus called the Raptor. It’s gorgeous and flawless. There is not a seam on this thing anywhere. No imperfections, nothing. It’s realistic, other than the colors of course. Even the veins running along the shaft of this toy are done impeccably. This is one of the most aesthetically accurate dildos I have seen.

So what took so long then Serene?

Well let me tell you.

Actually, I’ll show you.

See the head of that toy? It is significantly larger than the shaft.

It bested me.

For four months it has bested me.

I have never found a toy I couldn’t eventually use if I kept at it. The first few times it wouldn’t work, or it would pinch a bit but I would figure it out.

I cannot use this toy the way it is intended to be used. I know what you’re thinking. I’ve heard the suggestions. I’ve given them myself. “Use lube!”¬† “Use lots of lube.” “Try using smaller toys then bigger and bigger until that toy works.” “Have several orgasms loosen yourself up.”

Guys. I cannot do it, and that pisses me off so bad because I really love the look and feel of this toy. It’s gorgeous, it’s affordable and if you are a daring size queen give it a try! For me? It’s a very pretty, very big clit toy.