Clit O’ Steel

If you’ve been reading here long enough you know I have a Hitachi Magic Wand. Yes. The Holy Grail of sex toys. The King. The Big Kahuna. The most lusted at toy since the creation of the orgasm.

I hate it.

No, that’s not accurate.

I despise that toy anywhere near anything that I hope to use in the next week.

As a back massager it’s great. It works wonders on my neck when I get tension aches. Anywhere near my clit? I will rip your arm out of your socket and beat you until you black out.

It’s not that it hurts. It doesn’t at all. It is just so soo strong that it numbs me within about a minute. So what does that mean? Why dearest pervs it means that by 90 seconds my entire Nether Yaya (BBT for the win!) is numb and can’t feel a god damned thing so my chances of orgasm? Slim to none. It has happened…with ruthless persistency. But I do not enjoy it. It’s a relief to have it stop yes but my orgasm? It gets lost. There is just way too much stimulation going on to even consider what happens an orgasm. I get more reaction when I sneeze. Yes. Serious.

I had relegated this evil wand to a neck massager. Kept it under the dresser tucked out of the way because (Will not) fuck that.

Then I discovered that if I hold the toy to the end of a flat bottomed silicone dildo it turns it into a vibrator. That I could handle. So, when NiteTimeToys asked if I was willing to review a toy for them I thought what better toy than one that may make another toy bearable?

So I got me the Spot Tip Attachment for the Magic Wand. Which couples with the Magic Connection Two. ¬† Here’s the thing… Bliss. Hallelujah. I FINALLY get it. The tip pin points the power of the Wand¬† so nothing else is touched. It doesn’t numb me. It doesn’t irritate me. It was a magical thing guys. I actually FELT the orgasm.

The toy came in a clear plastic bag with a paper stapled over top stating what the toy was and some safe sex tips which I really quite liked. Minimal and useful. I found the Connector piece to be quite easy to get on the head of the Magic Wand. I did however have to take a couple minutes to work the Spot Tip on to the connector. Which I am sure has more to do with my coordination and the PVC of the Tip being new than it does actual difficulty. Clean up was simple, all I had to do was pull off the connector and remove the spot tip and clean with some soap and water. Good as new.

All in all I really like the attachment, and definitely suggest it to anybody who finds the Magic Wand itself to be just too much.

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