Meet Brock

It finally happened guys. I have named a sex toy.

 

Meet Brock:

Oh The Pretty

No really, his name is Brock.

Now first of all we’re going to ignore the fuzzy quality of this picture. I got a new camera and haven’t worked out all the kinks. (HA! See what I did there?) It took a ridiculous amount of time to figure out how to resize and flip the image. Also something we aren’t talking about.

 

Brock is of the Pleasure Works Brand and is technically called the Cadet. He is made out of silicone (As a side note I recently got an email with somebody asking why their toy was destroyed. After some talking it came about that silicone lube was used on a silicone toy. I know it sounds like they would go together but they do not. Waterbased lubes guys… always the safe choice.)which is always a body safe win for everybody especially if you plan on sharing. Boil it and it’s sanitized. The box for this sex toy is just a standard toy box with a picture of the dildo on the front. What’s really awesome here though is that instead of all the plastic and cardboard to hold the toy inside the box it’s just a simple bag. Much less waste.

So now the things you actually care about. Packaging and such are all good things but don’t mean a damn thing if the toy itself sucks.

The base of Brock is harness compatible and as such anal safe as well (Seriously though if you manage to get lose it.. I think we’re all going to require photographic evidence and a detailed explanation as to how you actually did this). This is definitely a realistic dildo right from the coloring and feel to the design and detailing. Veins have been added along the top of the shaft giving it an even more realistic feeling than just the pronounced head would give it. What I really like here is that the veins flow in with the toy. They don’t protrude or look out of place like they can if they’re done badly. You also can’t really feel them on the toy once it’s inserted. If you’re having a really sensitive day you might but in general you don’t notice them. Which is nice, sometimes the detailing on a toy can completely ruin the feel of it and be overwhelming in a bad way. That is so not the case here. The head of the toy can obviously be felt but again, it’s done in a way that isn’t irritating or jarring.

If you haven’t guessed by now.. this toy? I love it. It’s awesome. Only thing I take issue with is I wish the base was a little wider just so it was more comfortable to hold. That’s it. One thing, and to be honest it is not a big deal and not at all a draw back. When you have to work to find a flaw in a toy you know it’s a winner. I like it enough as I was sitting here reviewing it for you I was squeezing it in my hands like a stress ball… It’s one of those new things you get that you pet and touch as you walk by because you love it that much. I have never had a toy I liked to this extent this quickly.  I think it’s actually bumped my tantus out of the first slot which I honestly didn’t think would happen at any point. It’s been there for several years.

As an added bonus the size of this toy is pretty much perfect. (16.5cm x 4.1cm) It’s big enough to give that deliciously full feeling without being immensely massive and painful to some. I like big dildos (and I cannot lie! *putting down the coffee now*) but sometimes they can just be too much. This one seems to fit no matter what your preference that day is. It is very flexible, I can bend it right in half without much effort at all. However, it still manages to be stiff enough that actually thrusting with it works just fine. It does move to fit your insides properly so you don’t end up feeling like you’re stabbing yourself but it doesn’t actually bend to the point of being useless, or frustrating while in use.
Thank you to Goodvibes for letting me review this toy. Seriously. Capital “T” on Thank you. Now, if you’ll excuse me I have some..uh, business to attend to.

 

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