Size Queen

Guys, I have spent months on this review. Months. Normally when I do that it’s because the toy is really complicated. Lots of buttons. 75 power levels. 3 separate uses. Really high tech, high end stuff.

See, the thing is that this toy that took so long? It’s a dildo. Granted it’s a beautifully made dildo by Tantus called the Raptor. It’s gorgeous and flawless. There is not a seam on this thing anywhere. No imperfections, nothing. It’s realistic, other than the colors of course. Even the veins running along the shaft of this toy are done impeccably. This is one of the most aesthetically accurate dildos I have seen.

So what took so long then Serene?

Well let me tell you.

Actually, I’ll show you.

See the head of that toy? It is significantly larger than the shaft.

It bested me.

For four months it has bested me.

I have never found a toy I couldn’t eventually use if I kept at it. The first few times it wouldn’t work, or it would pinch a bit but I would figure it out.

I cannot use this toy the way it is intended to be used. I know what you’re thinking. I’ve heard the suggestions. I’ve given them myself. “Use lube!”  “Use lots of lube.” “Try using smaller toys then bigger and bigger until that toy works.” “Have several orgasms loosen yourself up.”

Guys. I cannot do it, and that pisses me off so bad because I really love the look and feel of this toy. It’s gorgeous, it’s affordable and if you are a daring size queen give it a try! For me? It’s a very pretty, very big clit toy.

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