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So, I logged in to over 30 comments needing approval. All spam. The fuck is with that lately?!

Anyhow, Yes, I am back. It’s been a crazy whirlwind of a couple months. Most of November was actually spent in my provinces capital. Somewhere I haven’t been since I stayed with Cael. This time? About 1000x more fun. First… I actually got to leave the house and see a good portion of the city. Though in all fairness I seen more of the city in one outing than I did all of last time. I went because my cousin and his wife had just had a baby. Since he was out of town and she was by herself I decided to go up and spend some time with them. Best decision. I am so ridiculously in love with that baby. Who by the way is very well behaved… hardly cries, doesn’t cling.. he’s pretty much perfect. I may be biased though. So for the most of the few weeks I was up there I was playing with him. Since his mother had to run down to a close by city for some training I ended up spending a couple days completely alone with him… for the most part. It was the first time she had left him. She phoned. A lot. As did my cousin.

I think one of my favorite things about my trip was watching my cousin with his son. So. Awkward. Completely unsure and kinda cute which considering my cousin has been in the army since he turned 18 most of the cute had be sucked out of him. It’s awesome to watch.

During my trip there I think we spent a total of 4 days at home where we didn’t go somewhere. Woman is insanely busy. By the end of the trip noet only had I been in the City (which they do live outside of) but I had also been to Cold Creek and Saskatchewan. There was also a lot of shopping. It was right before Christmas so I did most of my shopping there. Spent an entire day wandering around the big mall there carrying the baby… twas a hardship. I keep telling my cousins wife I don’t plan to have kids so I’m just going to spoil hers. Which thus far I Am. For christmas he got some old cartoons that every child should see, some clothes and a hand drawn birth plaque. I have a package on my table waiting to be mailed up to them that has a tigger jumper and hat in it (I got really excited when I found that, who doesn’t love tigger!?) along with a batman onesie. Yes. Batman. Sephi is already fighting me on it as she claims she is the batman.

The day I went to go home we stopped a produce store before we left the city. Cheapest produce ever… my foodie was in heaven. A gigantic box full for $40? DONE. That? Was where the happy ended for a while though. However I did learn my insanity pills are working because I didn’t lose my shit the entire time. When I got home? I came back to a computer that was not turning on and when it did it wouldn’t boot up all the way. I couldn’t afford to fix it right away so it had to wait until after Christmas. Apparently the windows 8 malfunctioned. …. let me count the ways I am not impressed -.-  Not even a year old. It hadn’t been tampered with because I left it at home… nobody to touch it. THEN my phone stopped working. And I lost a diamond in my ring. Everything I owned was broken. But fast forward a couple weeks of dreading the bills and everything is fixed and I haven’t spent a cent. My computer was warranty, my phone somehow reset itself, and for some reason I am not questioning the store I got the ring from replaced the diamond at their cost. Lucky streak? I hit it.

 

Christmas was really good this year. It was the first christmas without my grandmother but it worked out okay. Eventually. There was a lot of drama to begin with because people were lieing and avoiding real reasons for shit until I finally called it and said we would do two christmas… being the bigger person so as to not create drama. Yeah. Fucking. Right. Somehow I ended up being the bad guy in that situation because “I took things wrong” Yes. I often mistake somebody stabbing my in the back and back dooring me on shit wrong. Believe it or not though… since I’ve been taking these pills I have my anger back… but I also have lost every bit of give a fuck I had so I was good with the villian thing. Even when my aunt phoned and played the Grandma, family rift card…and my dad agreed. We didn’t talk for about a week. Still not impressed honestly but whatever. My cousin, his wife and their baby came down and stayed with us. Normally they stay at my grandparents but my cousins wife wasn’t too thrilled about it since she’d basically be running grandmas house and she wasn’t comfortable with that and I don’t blame her at all. I hate going over there and being the one to clean and cook…it just feels weird. Plus she had people to talk to here and people that were excited about her son, which oddly nobody else seems to care about. (Yeah, family has been fun. I’ve pretty much disowned or disassociated myself with them all but a select few) Christmas day my cousin and his wife went to my other cousins house. (Who btw invited my cousins ex who lived with him before his wife moved in. The one they had to fight to get out. Yep. My “family” is so considerate.) My family spent it in our living room watching movies and having munchies. The next day I made dinner here and it was okay. My grandpa is not coping so well without his wife. He has however started dating somebody.. that my grandma hated.  He’s lieing to us about it though. But he’s not lieing well. She lives down the street… like we haven’t seen him. So that was a bit awkward with his attitude.

I think for major stuff that’s been about it. Oh. Except for that whole threesome thing. But we can talk about that next time. *wanders off fanning self*

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